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October 16, 2005
Sex or Football?
There must have been some really intense college football games yesterday, because Boyfriend was just TOO into the television. I tried to talk to him, blocking the screen, but he kept maneuvering so he could see the score.
"Would you rather never watch football again or never have sex again?"
"Never have se-- Eh, never watch football again?"
"NO! YOU SAID NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN! OMG!"
"I was ..." Distracted by game on television.
"ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME? HELLO!"
"I change my mind. Never have sex again."
"BAH!"
So, again, today, while he is watching football, I ask again.
"Would you rather never watch television again or never have sex again?"
"Never watch television?"
"Yeah, isn't that the same as never watching football? That's all you watch."
"Yeah." Turns off television. "Never watch tv again!"
"No, you're not having sex now."
I guess the game isn't very good today, even though he is yelling things like "YOU NEED THIS!" and "YEAH!"
Posted by Stacy on October 16, 2005 12:28 PM | Filed In: Boyfriend & Television
Comments
Better take him up on the offer now. It may be the last time before February he has the self control to turn down football.
Posted by Joey Michaels at October 16, 2005 04:03 PM
Watching football on TV isn't that great.
Sex plz.
Posted by pangwinking at October 16, 2005 04:10 PM
I've never understood watching sports. Playing sports, that I understand. Watching them? Boring! ZZZzzzz.
And I really love it when a team wins a game, and the person watching gets all excited and says "we won". "We" won, huh? I didn't see you out there on the field! Ha.
Posted by Adam Bishop at October 17, 2005 05:21 AM
Unless I'm watching the Rugby, the only time I watch TV sport is when the Olympics are on. Just be glad that cricket is't that big a thing over there. Cricket matches go for like, all day, and often for more than one day. Dead boring.
Posted by Baron at October 17, 2005 03:29 PM
I agree with Boyfriend. I would have been the same way yesterday. On a college football saturday like this past one, watching the games would be way better than sex because the games were edgy, exciting and unpredictable. Don't understand why girls may not like football, the drama is intense.
Posted by Ted at October 17, 2005 08:52 PM
Why not combine both? Why do you think they put in the pre-game show, commercial breaks, half-times, and the two minute warning?
Posted by Ian Ashley at October 18, 2005 01:52 AM
Sex > all.
Get it straight guys.
You know.. I think that'd make an excellent t-shirt.
Posted by Esther at October 18, 2005 11:50 AM
:(
tv sucks
Posted by pete at October 20, 2005 06:10 PM
